it aint real fanfiction unless their tongues battled for dominance
"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."
"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"
Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.
"Make it work!"
# I wanted so much more for this # Allison growing up and becoming a deputy # using her status to protect the people of beacon hills # having the sheriff as a mentor # getting closer to stiles when they go to work together # imagine # deputy argent and deputy stilinski # partners # beacon hills super secret supernatural cops # sent out on all the weird calls the sheriff gets # perpetually on the night shift # I’m getting carried away # but come ON # fucking give it to me! (by summerchild-madeofstone)
Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x
DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS
ALL OF THEM
"Where’d you get that tiny soda?" "This ain’t about my soda, Danny. Focus, yo."
More Chad Mouse, whether you like it or not. Introducing Danny. Probably a girl dog. It’s unclear.
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huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."
I am ready for misty mornings, warm coffee, leggings, and oversized sweaters. I am ready for Autumn’s chilling hug and breezy embrace.
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
Iron Man 3: Maya Hansen dies, really
Thor 2: Frigga dies, really
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Gwen Stacy dies, really
98% of the females in X-Men:Days of Future Past: Dead, really
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Victoria Hand dies, really
Ant-Man: JANET VAN DYNE DIES, REALLY
Matthew’s girlfriend breaks up with him on a flimsy excuse, one he decides can’t be true. She’s sure he wants their mutual best friend...
- randominterloper said:Twilight was almost amazing?
hear me out.
you have these nearly unstoppable, eternal perfect beings with a thirst for blood, and smeyer focuses on the uptight repressed one.
so it’s hotter than satan’s butthole and i’m sitting on the rooftop with cheap sangria and my regrets, blasting veggie tales songs because at some...