words to live by
(Source: sundasill, via spinthetireslightthefires)
if eurovision is the european hunger games then we can all agree that the uk is the tribute who got blown up when they accidentally stepped off the podium before the games had begun
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
(via caleb-denecour)
teen wolf is misogynistic
to prove that, i made a graph
and then i got really sad
then angry
(Source: swingsetindecember, via lielabell)
| sweden's host: | hello lena! |
| graham norton: | UGH |
| graham norton: | i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is |
| graham norton: | even the rain couldn't stop her |
| germany's host: | we're having so much fun! |
| graham norton: | speak for yourself lena |
“Grantaire, you are drunk.”
(via crowleyplease)
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else
oh you gave THEM twelve points WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
remember last year when greece gained points
and graham norton was like ‘you can hear the greek finance minister crying’
(via crowleyplease)
Is this what it’s like to live in Europe
yes
yes
yes
yes
When I miss the bus, this is how I get to school.
This is Scottish public transport.
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
(via bjhunnicutts)
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
(via crowleyplease)
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
(via thekrakenssdaughter)
cardboardcupcake replied to your post: cardboardcupcake replied to your post: forever…
kisses, it’s ok - we kept watch the votes and going...
[Feeling Meh (Fanfic Flamingo) Already have right happy fic bookmarked]
teen wolf is misogynistic
to prove that, i made a graph
and then i got really sad
then angry
i can perform for sweden, ireland, or the ukraine.
“Grantaire, you are drunk.”
“Something’s coming. Something bad.”
eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else
oh you...
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points