my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
Among the stupider things I found while hunting for gifs.
Obviously when you’re not a Vanderbiltian silver fox, the sun just shifts it’s lighting all the time to make you look the exact same in all situations. It’s cosmic affirmative action!
This is a good post by one of the creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender on color theory, and how color can look completely different depending on surrounding colors and context.
Uhh…that last image isn’t from the Aladdin film…It’s from a porn comic. It’s been cropped, in the full image he’s being blown by Hercules.
i admire your ability to retain information, you sick fuck
We are taught to walk scared late at night. We cradle our keys between our perfectly manicured fingers, walking gracefully like a baby antelope in a herd of lions. That our virginity defines our character. That I am a frigid bitch if I do not fuck him, and a dirty slut if I do."
In all seriousness I made this because it’s one of my pet peeves for guys to assume I’m dressing up/wearing makeup for THEM, but then after I made this, I’m like holy shit I made that hair dryer fuck that shoe. So then I had two reasons to put it on tumblr.
Saying,. “I prefer my girls natural”. Good thing I’m a grown woman and not your possession. fucktard.
Hair Dryer/High Heel.
I ship it.
From I’m Overweight and My Boyfriend’s Not. Big Freaking Deal, by Gloria Shuri Nava
and a follow-up by her boyfriend, to the fat-hating trolls who immediately swarmed the comments…
My Girlfriend Weighs More Than Me. So What? by Ali Lawrie
Good stories. Very kind of them to share. Go read! :)
— Jasnah Kholin, The Way of Kings, chapter 36 (via gealachinamistyworld)
Diane Ravitch on The Daily Show.
Ravitch is the queen. If only the government would listen…
We would also address poverty directly. We would increase the minimum wage and make post-secondary education cheap or free, and we’d improve improve unemployment benefits and offer free job-training to the unemployed.
Poverty is one of the few social ills where throwing money at the problem really does seem to work.
These are not radical, liberal ideas. In fact, in Europe most of them are associated with the more conservative parties, and many of them were associated with the American Republican party in the 80s. But the United States’s political climate is so different from anywhere else in the industrialized world that I fear we will just continue to get farther behind in education (and in % of people living in poverty) until we decide to make some big domestic investments.
We need to corner this market, stat.
(Uh, you can read the ACTUAL summaries/excerpts from these books here. Some of them even have men in them. But probably not Man Book men, tragically enough. When will someone finally cater to the niche market of the Man Book audience??)
I’m not really psyched for the Xbox One, but this is one of the best commercials I’ve seen in a while.
This would be me if I have a boyfriend lol
Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton as Adam and Eve in Only Lovers Left Alive (x)
'The tree on his chest is meant to be Yggdrasil, the World Tree that ties all Nine Realms together. Since Heimdall is the watcher of these realms, the amber jewel on his chest is the same colour as his eyes. Heimdall sees all!'
- The Art of Thor: The Dark World